if you like me you must not know who I am
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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