Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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