even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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