you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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