so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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