i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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