I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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