Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Randomize
