this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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