why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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