Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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