I want to make a zoo with you.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I'm like, not good at living.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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