Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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