Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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