he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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