Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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