It's Friday. Sex?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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