She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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