And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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