4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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