I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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