He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Randomize
