dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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