did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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