There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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