Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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