DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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