I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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