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what?
penguin condom
too bad you live with your parents still
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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