im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
being pregnant is like rehab
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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