But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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