Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
someone get that fucking seahorse.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
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I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
accomplished twins. life is a go
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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