brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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