my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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