Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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