I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Randomize
