Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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