oh god the rape fog is back!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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