whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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