Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Vodka?
Forever.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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