You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize