you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We just shotgunned beers for America
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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