Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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