i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I smell stomach acid.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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