Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
