How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
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Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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