That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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