Non-Jews are for practice
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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