at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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