You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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