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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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