Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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