How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I need to align my fucking chakras
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