Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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