The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
