You made me cry and you don't even care
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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