508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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