Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i want to swaddle you in tequila
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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