My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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