thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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