youre lurking in front of me
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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