Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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