My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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