Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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