i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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